We are the real America! Us! People who love gays and let our ladies run free, unfettered by binder rings! Unless it’s a Fifty Shades of Grey thing! And now that we have had that incredibly joyful moment, let’s take a second to ponder what is going on with Sara Palin’s new hairdo.

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At first glance you might think that, possibly, because of the GOP loss, Sarah Palin’s hair has grown massive as is eating all its feelings. But really, it just wants to remember a simpler, gentler time in the mid-80’s when Republicans were actually in power.

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