You have sung along to one of this girl’s father’s songs at some point. That is not an assumption based on your being a Gloss reader, that is just a fact, because it is true of nearly everyone. Fine. There is some slim possibility that you haven’t. But it would make you odd.
It’s Paris Jackson, the daughter of Michael Jackson. Who has grown up very quickly, seemingly. And don’t pretend that you haven’t sung along to “Smooth Criminal”. I know you. I know you have.