You know, this seems somewhat predictable, because, when you think about it this celebrity feature is pretty great.

It’s Kate Middleton‘s nose. At least in the UK! In the US women often request Natalie Portman‘s nose. Which one you would you prefer? I’m going to include pictures of both of them.

Here’s Kate Middleton:

Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge in Cambridge

Note the thing in the middle of her face. That’s her nose. People like that.

And here is Natalie Portman.

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Also with a nose.

Meanwhile, men want to have:

a jaw like heart throb Robert Pattinson, Ashton Kutcher’s chiseled cheeks and Zac Effron’s luscious locks and smouldering eyes.

I don’t feel a need to include pictures of them, because I like to believe that their images are printed upon your heart. Although I have never found Zac Effron’s eyes smoldering. UNTIL NOW.

Look, obviously, if you want to get plastic surgery, your face is yours to do what you want with. You can get a nose modeled off of Barbar if you think it’s beautiful. Freedom to have the kind of face you want to have! But do remember that having Natalie Portman/Kate Middleton’s nose will not make you look like Kate Middleton or Natalie Portman. It will quite possibly make you look like you have a nose that does not belong on your particular faces. Small changes, people!

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