Have you ever been watching porn and experienced a strange, piercing sensation? At first prick, it may seem like guilt or self-loathing, but it’s actually vanity. What’s missing is you.

Yes, Naughty America has discovered the solution to no one’s problems and it comes in the form of a facial recognition tool that helps you find porn stars who look like you. Or your significant other. Or, perhaps more likely, your ex.

Naughty America president Eddie Arenas told HuffPO: “It’s going to revolutionize how people search porn and site content, plus, people have fun with it. They’ll look up celebrities — like a picture of Kim Kardashian — and their friends … It’s a great way to explore our entire library.”

Here’s one of the testimonies posted on Naughty America:

Adriana Lima might be one of the sexiest Victoria’s Secret Angels and one of my favorite celebrities to date. She has an amazing body and an exotic face and I wanted to find her perfect match so she could be my one and only angel tonight. I ran the super model through the face recognition program and found my own celebrity look alike pornstars!

Alas, the accompanying results aren’t terribly compelling:

Users can upload any photo they like and Naughty America e-mails the results. We tried out with Sasha Grey and Blake Lively but the site’s backed up at the moment. We will update with results.

As if this whole thing wasn’t already a bit foreboding, Arenas adds that a body part recognition tool may be next: “We will phase in iterations. They may include men, body parts… We kind of touch on real life fantasies here.”