lusciouslips I must confess, when i first heard about Cynthia Rowland‘s Luscious Lips, I thought it sounded ever so slightly medieval.

OK, I actually STILL sort of think that: But I am dealing with it, because it actually seems to work. Luscious Lips is essentially a pump that uses a vacuum seal around your mouth in order to draw fluid toward the lips.

If you use it daily, your lips are supposed to get 50%  larger. Scary, yes, but sure beats Botox.

Now, I don’t know if that’s quite true: But they DO look a little bit plumper. This pump retails for $49.95 – a lot for a plumper. But then again, I’ve never seen a contraption quite like this before, either!

Image: Cynthia Rowland