nicki minaj

Honestly, the pink hair is a bit of a giveaway.

It’s Nicki Minaj. Some people described this hairstyle (worn in 2011) as “unconventional candy-pop, Harajuku-esque, bar child”. Some people aren’t entirely sure what “bar child” is, but I hope my offspring are one, someday. They have rainbows in their hair, I guess. And they love fake ice cream. God, their lives sound awful.