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She is sexy like a fish.

Tun Fish. Sexual napalm. Jessica Simpson.

I just made two jokes that you would remember if you remembered every bit of tabloid gossip, forever. If that made no sense – if it sounded like something from a version of The Godfather made by surrealists – well, I guess you won. Still, she is like a chick of the sea, okay? A chick of the sea in purple lame. – Buzzfeed