seth rogen on conan

Something about Seth Rogen has always been really sexy to me. Maybe it’s because he reminds me of that harmless, average dude in the bar who just really wants to talk to you about LOST. Maybe it’s the fact that he’s been with Lauren Miller for ten years and he seems to really respect her. Maybe it’s because he’s not James Franco. Either way, his recent rant about Zac Efron‘s impossibly perfect body is so endearing that my Seth crush is growing even stronger.

Rogen appeared on Conan last night to promote his new movie, Neighbors… and his costar’s abs. “It’s insane. It’s freakish,” he said of Zac’s physique. He told Conan O’Brien,

The first time I saw him with no shirt on, my first instinct was there was something wrong with him, honestly. Because he has so many bumps sticking out of his body. Like, my body’s like one big bump, and his is like 87 different little bumps that come together. In the movie, I make a joke that his whole body’s like a giant arrow that points to his dick. It’s like someone designed the muscles to like, draw your eyes down from his gorgeous face, and then suddenly it’s like a Plinko game with your eyes.

Well. I can’t say I don’t understand. I’m still recovering from seeing him dance in Hairspray. Seth went on to drop another couple of truthbombs:

We had to keep writing into the scenes that I, like, touched his body, because I would just look at it and want to just reach out and touch it, as though it was a mirage of some sort. He’s the sexiest motherfucker alive.

Adorable. No word yet on whether Zac’s actually the gigantic toolbag he seems to be in interviews, but I think now we can safely assume that he’s just as ridiculously hot in person as he is on the big screen. Here’s hoping that he and Seth will be very happy together.

Via E! / Photo: TBS’s Conan