Jersey Shore star and human booger Snooki showed up for an uncharacteristically subdued appearence on Conan last night to discuss Guido goings (“our culture”) and insists she isn’t orange. Things were going at a pretty uneventful clip until Conan brought up Snooki’s new book and its evidently bizarre beauty advice: its author suggests subbing cat litter for pricier exfoliants.

The exchange went like this:

Conan: “You give some very strange beauty tips in here. In this book, you say it’s acceptable to use cat litter–”

Snooki: “Clean cat litter.”

Conan: “Yes. I thought that would go without saying.”

Snooki: “Just making sure.”

Conan: “…On your face. As what? As an exfoliant?”

Snooki: “Yeah, well, I definitely, um, like to Google a lot. And I don’t like to spend a lot of money on, like, spa treatments, just because I’m, like, a cheapo. So I Googled what else I could use that’s, like, not so expensive, and it was… cat litter.”


Conan asks, “Isn’t cat litter, like, a strong chemical?” and Snooki looks as though this would never occur to her. She shrugs and says, “I haven’t broke out at all yet,” and Conan quips, “I guess that’s good enough for the FDA.”

No one will actually try this, right?

Then they talk about faux-lesbianism and if you have a brain, it’ll hurt. See the whole exchange below:

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(via Styleite)