We have our friends over at The Frisky to thank for bringing this horrifying bit of idiocy to out attention. All I can say is that I hope the person in this picture is of age, and that she (we think it’s a she) still has the number of the tattoo artist who did it so that she can call in a panic in about two years and have this covered up.

Things like this make me glad that I didn’t have particularly easy access to tattoo parlors at the age of 13, or I would have a Metallica tat on my forearm.