Cheeky satirists (who may or may not hate your eyeballs) over at Bitrebels filed a recent post about us humans and our preoccupation with “fixing” our figures: “When it comes to the human body, we seem to keep working it over as if it was full of mistakes and errors.” So, they wonder… are stiletto implants not far off?

It’s an interesting (and not altogether crazy) idea. They’ve accompanied the post with some images because they never want you to sleep again. Ever. And yes, there’s another one. Of kitten heels.

Or see what heel-on-foot carnage looks like in real life.

(Bitrebels via Styleite)