As opposed to just a canister of AXE and burying her face in a dirty sock. You know. Like the rest of us. I guess Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriends smell like gardenias? Bully for her.

Oh, wait, it’s really just different perfumes men have given her.

Like: “Different smells bring different relationships to mind for me. I’d put on Abercrombie 8 to remember when I was in ninth grade and had my first boyfriend, because he gave me that.

Taylor – who has been linked to hunks including Taylor Lautner and John Mayer in the past – also gave away the name of a one fragrance which reminds her of heartbreak, although she wouldn’t let on exactly who is behind it.

She added: “Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue is still a difficult one for me to smell.”

Does anyone else do this? I guess Chanel no. 5 reminds me of my Grandmother, maybe?