A few days ago, Deputy Editor Ashley Cardiff stated “I have crushing guilt over how attractive I find Michael Fassbender in Fish Tank” in response to a post Editor in Chief Jennifer Wright wrote about how Ryan Gosling is not that sexy. Most of us thought she was just being wildly off point, as is her way.

One commenter felt differently and declared:

“I have crushing guilt over how attractive I find Michael Fassbender in Fish Bowl.”

Are you serious?? What a disgusting comment.

Michael Fassbender played a eurotrash deadbeat dad and cheating husband who left his wife to go screw a mother and then her teen daughter.

The teen girl was only like 14 or 15 which made his character a PEDOPHILE who statutorily raped a teenaged girl who he was becoming a FATHER-FIGURE to because he was dating her mom. He was also a DEADBEAT father to his own little girl who he abandoned. You find all his sexy? I think you need some professional help, sweetie.

I have no idea what he’s like in real life but in that movie his character made me sick. And that was EXACTLY the intention when they were writing his character. The director of the film said he was a full blown creep. So I don’t understand how anyone in their right mind could find that sexy.

You need a good shrink to sort you out.

We’re titling this post “Let’s Be Thankful for Michael Fassbender” because we didn’t want to title it “Why is Ashley such a psychotic whore?” Let’s begin.

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