Are you, perchance, Daisy Buchanan? Does your voice sound like money? Do your suitors continually ask you, tossing their hand-made shirts around in hope and despair, why you do not also smell like money? It’s because you haven’t bought money perfume which comes packaged with real shredded dollar bills. According to the website:

It begins with the clean scent of freshly minted bills. Vibrant pink grapefruit and mandarin pick up the theme, joined by freesia, passion fruit, Hawaiian wedding flower, and a soft hint of melon.

Because baby, you’re so money and you don’t even know it.