I was hopeful that Michael Kors’ “Very Hollywood” perfume would smell like smog and lost dreams, but apparently, it smells more like Betty White. According to our office’s scientific blind-sniff test, Michael Kors’ Hollywood perfume smells like:

It takes me to Sephora

It takes me t county fairs

It reminds me of wandering around in Disneyland

It makes me think of cotton candy

It smells like Clinique happy, but I think that’s because that’s the only perfume I own

It smells like my Grandma

It smells like a hip Grandma, though. A really cool Grandma.

Everybody loves hip grandmas, so you should probably buy buckets of this stuff. You can learn more about Very Hollywood here.