Jenna Jameson got arrested early this morning for drunk driving, and in doing so, she also provided us all with this valuable lesson in why you should always look your best. Sure, your mother may have told you that it was in case you run into that nice dentist whose parents go to temple with your parents, but really, it’s so that in case you get arrested, you don’t look like a beast in your mug shot.

Now, Jameson laid it on a little thick here — some might say that she was overly prepared to be taken into custody. But still, the lesson is there — and it’s one we’d all be wise to heed.

Photo, obviously, via TMZ