Oh, lad mags. We know your game. You spend all year trying to zone in on crowning a lady “most sexy” that will be famous enough to generate publicity, but not so famous that she’ll balk at stripping down to her underwear for an accompanying spread. Not there’s anything wrong with getting such photos taken, we’re just saying it’s a tightrope walk.

This is Tulisa Contostavlos. She’s this year’s Sexiest Something Something. She’s very famous in the UK.

Here’s what you need to know: she’s British, 23-years-old and an X Factor judge. She used to be in a group called N-Dubz, who are a lot like the Black Eyed Peas insofar as they combine rap, autotune, melismatic female vocals and are horrible. Seemingly. Also, she’s had her own sex tape scandal and she favors Herve Leger bandage dresses like all women who win the title of Sexist Anything.

Those are your talking points. Here’s a red carpet shot: