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This is a video of Tyra Banks on Good Morning America that you will likely find incoherent and unnerving. Tyra Banks wears a sparkly golden wing over her eye the entire time. It’s called a Smize and it increases your chances of becoming an Intoxibella by 91%*. No, really, this all makes sense. To Tyra. Who is now an author.