EVERYONE! EVERYONE! THE LEAD SINGER OF A BAND HAS MARRIED A MODEL.
People magazine reports:
The King now has a Queen. [Ed. Note: VOMMMMMM] Kings of Leon frontman Caleb Followill, 29, married model Lily Aldridge, 25, on Thursday in California, his rep confirms to PEOPLE. “It was a perfect day,” says Followill. The couple exchanged vows in an intimate ceremony with just family in attendance at the San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, Calif., at 5:30 p.m.
Aldridge wore custom Vera Wang (“with layers of chantilly and corded lace appliqué and raw edge swirling chiffon detail at the back”). Fallowill wore a Gucci suit.
In trying not to be lazily sarcastic and dismissive of this union, I will end the post now.