In case you haven’t seen enough nudity here today or yesterday, here’s a long, slow video of footage from the shooting of the Pirelli calendar. Unsurprisingly, it has a lot of talk about “natural beauty” and other poignant bon mots about the intersection of exotic locales, supermodels and…um…tires.

I’m sorry, I can no longer write about this topic without saying it: THE PIRELLI CALENDAR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TIRES.

Whew! I feel better. Now here’s the video:

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