Do you find perfume commercials overdone and ridiculous? Ellen DeGeneres does, so she’s teamed up with Keith Urban to film the perfume commercial to end all perfume commercials. New fragrance “Phoenix” is soooo hot. Like, literally hot, you guys. Hotter than Tuscon! So hot you need to run ice cubes over your entire sweltering body! So hot, in fact, that you should probably go to the hospital and get tested for heat stroke. It’s just that hot, okay?

The insane blonde wig on Ellen really puts it over the top, IMO. I wonder what Keith Urban tastes like? I will have to add that to my List Of Things To Remember To Ask Ellen When We’ve Become Best Friends And Are Having Vegan Dinner Together.

(Via Styleite)