Are you ugly? Do you need to smear a lot of make-up on your face? Here. Watch this while getting your hair bleached. The video is full of great tips like “I like to use black eyeshadow because it says I’m a whore” and “pump yourself up by crying over your master’s degree.” We love that model Jenna Mourey is able to make fun of what she does for a living (so much so that for a second, we seriously considered joining her facebook fan page, but then didn’t, because like everyone else, we hate facebook fan pages.)