This stop motion video is fantastic, though for a second, it gave me the (insane) false impression that for long periods of history, women were running around naked. This is mostly confusing during the begining of the video, if you forgot everything you ever learnt about history (which is to say, even in the dark ages and the reign of the bad emperors people kept a few clothes on. Fig leaves, mostly). But! How much does the video make you want a jeweled diadem? A lot, or like, Sophie Kinsella “a lot?”