I’ll admit that I don’t have a huge amount of faith in concealer. As someone with decent sized under-eye bags, I feel like whatever concealer I put on them just clings thinly to those giant bags of party memories, calling more attention to them than if I had just said “fuck it” and worn my luggage with pride. Maybe I’m just meant to have them? Maybe it’s genetic, and has nothing to do with the fact that I go just a little bit harder than my brittle physical shell would like me to? That’s what I tell myself, anyway. [tagbox tag=”Zombie Boy”]

Which is all to say, I got super excited when I saw this rather convincing ad for Dermablend concealer. This stuff looks legit. Try not to focus on Zombie Boy’s angry expressions of constipation, and look at how well the makeup covers his tattoos. It’s like he never got them! Congratulations, Zombie Boy, now you can get a soul crushing office job should the novelty male model industry ever grow less than lucrative for you. And maybe I can finally look like I’ve had a good night’s sleep when I have to meet one of my family members for breakfast at 11am. (Yes, breakfast. Brunch starts at two, dammit.) Everybody wins.

Has anyone actually tried this stuff? Does it work? Is any of this even physically possible, or am I a huge rube for believing the lies of a commercial? Because right now I’m seriously considering ordering some.

(Via The Daily Mail)