You’d think that fun, sassy little names like I’m Not Really A Waitress would be good enough for Essie’s red polishes. But apparently, they had to take it to the literal, and come up with this deep, blood red color, and then call it After Sex.

Yes, that’s it over to the left, and it’s either meant to represent the fact that you’re branded with a Scarlet A once you’ve been deflowered, or it’s as nasty as I think it is and it’s meant to indicate the color of your sheets after your precious first time. Sounds like a nice little “you’re a woman now” gift, doesn’t it?