mitt romney

I think, as we gaze at this last picture of Mitt Romney taken outside a gas station, it’s time to say our goodbyes. Goodbye, Mitt Romney. Goodbye. It is also a time to speculate upon things he might be thinking. For instance:

He knew he should have bought more binders

He’s sad about how many people lost their second homes during the hurricane.

He’s a man of the people. He’s putting gas into his own damn Cadillac.

Maybe he should have learned to dance. Maybe that was it in the end.

He has a 12 point plan for pumping gas.

He is going to run the economy of his Mormon afterlife planet so well it will crush all the other afterlife planets.

Maybe he should have un-tucked his shirt more.

Ann says he’s still the president… of her heart.

Picture via @Alex_Ogle