First off, let’s talk about what a terrible name “Sizzle” is for a tanning salon.

It is what happens to raw meat. It is what happens when you toss raw meat on a frying pan. Is this something you want to happen to your body? Does this seem like  pleasurable thing for the meat? Real talk: no. No, it does not.

But even if you remove the Sizzlin’ skillet element from this whole fiasco, Snooki?

Snooki who is compared to Garfield the Cat?

All the time?

And what did they pay her to show up and endorse the salon?

11,000 dollars?

From this tiny little salon with their silly sizzling beds?

Good Lord.

The owners of this tanning salon, they made choices, didn’t they?