worst hairstyle ever

What happens that causes someone to wake up and say “I want a rodent on my head!” Is it emotionally motivated, because his beloved pet rat died? Is it because he is trying to style himself for the job he wants, and the job he wants is “rodent catcher?” Is it because he took the term rat-tail too literally? How did he take it that literally? Why did no one stop him? Why do people who do things like this not have friends who gently take them by the arm and say “buddy, put down the razor. You’re better than this.” Why do these people live in a nightmare wor;ld of sadness?

Please let me know ASAP. Thanks!