We’re not horribly, horribly offended by the notion that someone might ditch their old wife for a younger, hotter model. We watch Lifetime: Television for Women. This is the premise for like, 75% of the shows. But we are curious about whether or not this ad makes you say “yay me, I’m thin and stacked!” or if it makes you nervously think to yourself “am I an old bag?” Considering the fact that Pretzel Crisps were originally supposed to be a diet product, we’re not sure that everyone will fall into the first camp. – Jezebel