This week in novelty fragrances: introducing bacōn, a cologne promising to give you “the ability to bring your bacon with you and to harness the subtle and seductive powers of ‘Bacon in a Bottle.’ It comes in two versions (classic, which translate to “maple” and gold, which translate to “citrus”). Delightful. Now you can smell like pork intentionally.

Didn’t bacon jump the shark by becoming a stupidly ubiquitous noveltyages ago?

(Via Racked, which has the video)