Wait. No you can’t. They’re not real. It’s an advertising campaign. But I’m on the waiting list over at PetiteLapGiraffe.com, and am expecting one 21,000 years in the future. In the meantime, I’m going to be spending the rest of the day on the PetiteLapGiraffe webpage, watching their most famous petit giraffe run on a tiny treadmill. I’m going to do that, and I’m going to dream of the space in my heart that could only be filled by a one foot tall giraffe (who dreams, in turn, of listening to Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov).  Here’s a video feautring the giraffe, you might just want to pause it 11 seconds in for maximum adorability. – AdFreak