So, I got this super cute note to help me raise awareness about breast cancer using only my facebook status:

About a year ago, we played the game about what color bra you were wearing at the moment? The purpose was to increase awareness of October Breast Cancer Awareness month. It was a tremendous success and we had men wondering for days what was with the colors and it made it to the news.

This year’s game has to do with your handbag/purse, where we put our handbag the moment we get home for example “I like it on the couch”, “kitchen counter”, “the dresser” well you get the idea. Just put your answer as your status with nothing more than that and cut and paste this message and forward to all your FB female friends to their in-box. It doesn’t have to be suggestive. I’m going for the vague “I like it on the kitchen table”.

The bra game made it to the news. Let’s see how powerful we women really are!!! REMEMBER – DO NOT PUT YOUR ANSWER AS A REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE – PUT IT IN YOUR STATUS!!! PASS THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

And oh my God, guys will think you’re talking about where you like to fuck! The kitchen table! Tee-hee, so hot! Let’s all go get cosmopolitans!

Break me a fucking give.

Because breast cancer? It’s not something that should be treated as a game.

And it’s really not sexy. You want to see how sexy it is? Here’s a picture of a woman after a mastectomy. Oh my God, tee-hee, I like it with skin grafts!

Breast cancer isn’t cute, no matter how much pink crap they make to go along with it. It’s a horrible, gross way to die.  It’s not just a woman’s issue, because it affects men, too. It doesn’t need to be turned into a girl power thing, because it touches everyone. And it has absolutely nothing to do with your purse.

Sure, that status update will turn your male friends on and seem hot, but you’re not really raising that much awareness about breast cancer by sounding like a nymphomaniac. You want a status update about it? Try this: Breast cancer. It’s going to kill someone you know.

Because, odds are, it is. Hope it isn’t someone you like very much! That would make stuff like this seem, OMG, so not cute.

And in conclusion, I like it in the ass, which is where shit like this belongs.