If you were forced to choose between people seeing your face au naturel and losing your relationship, what would you pick?

Speaking as someone who considers wearing eyeliner and lipstick getting pretty dressed up, I would have to pick my relationship. But apparently I’m in the minority.

A British study (conducted by the highly scientific, totally unbiased company Bionsen, which makes women’s deodorants) asked women that very question — whether they’d rather be seen with a make-up-less face or dump their boyfriend — and found that 57% chose dumping their boyfriend.

This is either a sad state of affairs for male-female relationships, or a sad state of affairs for women’s self-confidence. Either way, your mascara isn’t going to get you off, ladies, so let’s get out priorities straight.