This weekend, Russell Brand posted a picture of his wife, Katy Perry, without make-up on Twitter. He quickly took them down, but the picture went viral all the same because, hey, it’s Katy Perry without make-up. I suppose this picture could make you A) like her more or B) like her less. Here are some reasons to go either way:
I like her less now because:
She clearly freaked out about having one picture of herself without make-up up online.
I look better than this when I first wake up. She’s a celebrity. She should be prettier.
She looks like some girl I went to high school with, who I did not like.
I disapprove of the fact that she is clearly airbrushed in most of her pictures. I just realized this now.
I think her pillows are ugly.
I like her more because:
She is clearly married to a jackass
Hey! I look this good or slightly better when I first wake up!
She looks like some girl I went to high school with, who I liked.
I really enjoy “Stars: They’re Just Like Us!” features. I do. I wish she was carrying a bag of groceries, here.
Being woken up to someone taking pictures of you seems pretty horrible.
What are you talking about? She’s still adorable. Why are people making such a big deal out of this?