Movie stars don’t look the way they do on the screen. Really, they look like shrunken, unrecognizable coconut headed creatures in real life. That’s because in real life they haven’t been recently tended to by the professionals at one of the following spots. Go there, and you will look exactly like Angelina Jolie, we promise (and yes, you can actually get appointments with all of these places).

Hair:

Place: Ted Gibson Salon

Address: 184 Fifth Avenue (second floor)

New York, NY

212-633-6333

Stars They’ve Worked With: Anne Hathaway, Angelina Jolie, Gabrielle Union, Debra Messing, Joy Bryant, Kate Walsh, Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann.

Place: Fekkai

Address: 440 N. Rodeo Drive

(310) 273-8080

Stars: Sandra Bullock, Barbra Streisand, Kate Capshaw and Rita Wilson (Mrs. Tom Hanks). Now his famous clients can visit him closer to home. Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche did when they were an item. So have Ashley Judd, Debra Messing (of “Will & Grace”), Jessica Biel (of “7th Heaven”) and Melanie Griffith.

Place: John Frieda Salon

Address: 8440 Melrose Pl
West Hollywood, CA

OR

797 Madison Ave

New York, NY

(212) 879-1000

Stars: Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Sophia Loren, Sharon Stone, Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Christy Turlington, Kirsten Dunst, Heidi Klum, Isabella Rossellini, Diana Ross, Mira Sorvino, Kevin Costner and Clint Eastwood.

Manicures:

Place: Salon AKS

Address: 689 Fifth Ave 10th Floor

New York, NY

212-888-0707

Stars: Sarah Jessica Parker, Hilary Swank, Mariah Carey, Gwyneth Paltrow, Renée Zellweger, and Mary J. Blige.

Place: Extremities by Marsha Bialo

Address: 372 S Maple Dr
Beverly Hills, CA

(310) 447-8300

Stars: Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, Cameron Diaz

Make-Up

Person: Joanna Schlip

Contact: For appointments e-mail madeline@cloutieragency.com

1026 Montana Avenue

Santa Monica, CA

Stars: Scarlett Johansson, Christina Applegate,  Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kim Cattrall

Person: Kimberley Bosso

Address: 7510 W. Sunset Blvd. #1003
Los Angeles, CA, 90046
310.415.4885

Stars: Marissa Tomei, Matt Dillon, The Jonas Brothers, Kira Plastinina