I guess if you have been sitting around thinking “how can I eat food that would leave me starving to death were it all I ate” there is now an answer! Zero calorie noodles. Zero Noodles are what you’ve been looking for.

According to the Daily Mail, the noodles, which the packages claims have been “used in Japan for centuries” have “ zero fat, zero sugar, zero taste and a slightly fishy odour.” 

Does that mean that they taste absolutely disgusting? Because it kind of sounds that way. However, it might be worth it. The Zero noodle website claims that:

Used throughout Asia as a popular diet food, Zero Noodles are eaten as a replacement for rice and pasta and can be incorporated into almost any dish in order to bulk and satisfy as would pasta, bread, rice or potato. The great thing about these noodles is that they are net carbohydrate, fat, sugar and gluten free as well as containing only 10 Calories per pack. Along with this they are also high in soluble fibre and have been shown to help stabilise blood sugar levels, preventing cravings and overeating.
Just by simply changing the carbohydrate from your evening meal with a pack of Zero Noodles you can dramatically reduce your overall calorie intake for the day. This can translate to at least around 1lb of weight loss every week, without even having to try! (Depending on your body weight and usual calorie intake).

I guess if you can get over the “slightly fishy odor” using these to replace your usual pasta dishes wouldn’t be a bad idea. You can buy up packets at the Zero Noodle online shop, here (for about $2.50 for three pickets).