Look, we all did stupid things in high school. Really stupid things. Some more than others. But not all of us have a special Robin Sparkles tape, the way billionaire hedge funder Marc Lasry’s daughter does. Emma Lasry’s debut is filled with lyrics like “Everybody thinks I’m so sweet/ I’m the girl that you love to meet/ Boys want to take me out to eat/ But little do they know I’m a closet bitch.” Umm, we agree with Marc Lasry though. The tune is catchy. We just think that one day she’ll be working at an investment bank, and someone will produce a video of this, and people will have a good laugh. Good thing she has a good right hook. – NY Observer