Look. I am not going to lie. This ad makes me want to be an ultrasound tech MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. I don’t know what that is, exactly, but from the picture I’m guessing it’s some sort of job that requires combining the DNA of human children and space aliens, or, more likely, Satan. He has his father’s eyes! So. Quitting my job now. Have a new calling. I’m off to craft weird freakish babies full time, and I’m doing it without even having to tape a $100 bill on my vagina.
On a completely unrelated side note – why are facebook ads the weirdest ads in the entire world?