Are you a woman in the Ukraine? Do you aspire to political office? Well, then, the country’s cabinet ministers think you need to quit dressing like a slut. Among the things they’ve banned for female politicians and government employees:

  • Ruffled dresses
  • Short skirts
  • Transparent fabrics
  • ‘Excessive’ makeup
  • Stilettos
  • Anything that shows too much boob or leg

However, these clothes don’t have to waste away in the back of your closet. Instead, you can save them up for your Slutty Slut Who Sluts Halloween costume.