TV Guide just released their annual list of how much your favorite TV stars make per episode, and the results will ick you out.

Kate Gosselin earns $250,000 per episode of TLC’s Kate Plus Eight. I guess she is getting whatever they used to pay Jon in addition to her own fee? That’s pretty upsetting, considering how much some other stars – who can actually act and don’t seem to be heinous human beings – take home. Here’s a partial list:

  • Jon Hamm, Mad Men: $100,000
  • Ian Somerhalder, Vampire Diaries: $40,000
  • Jane Lynch, Glee: $50,000
  • Patrick Dempsey, Grey’s Anatomy: $250,000
  • Anna Paquin, True Blood: $75,000
  • Betty White, Hot in Cleveland: $75,000
  • David Duchovny, Californication: $200,000
  • Tina Fey, 30 Rock: $300,000
  • Ed O’Neill, Modern Family: $100,000
  • Snooki, Jersey Shore: $30,000

In other words, Kate Gosselin makes more money than Don Fucking Draper. I don’t want to live in a world where something like that can happen. Anna Paquin has an Oscar and she earns less than Kate? Who wants to join me in starting a Support The Celebrities Lemonade Stand?