In America, this would look like a Kabbalah bracelet. But apparently, in Norway, they’re required at one company so that a male boss will understand why certain female employees are using the bathroom more often.

I have a great idea – what about a quick way to mark employees who ask for certain holidays off? I know! How about some kicky yellow stars? Yeah, good idea. Those’ll be really noticeable from a distance. And while those red bracelets sure are cute accessories, what about something you can see from further away? There’s a special on bulk orders of HI I’M ON THE RAG PLEASE GET AWAY FROM ME AND MY LADY GERMS T-shirts at Costco.