Following her disastrous collection, Lindsay Lohan has been fired from Emanuel Ungaro. Now that her career in haute couture is derailed, what can our plucky LiLo do next?

  • VIP cocktail waitress in Vegas – if Rachel Uchitel could land a man like Tiger Woods from this job, think about the guy or girl Lindsay could land.
  • Molson Beer Girl – it worked out really well for Pamela Anderson. That said, does it matter that Lindsay isn’t from Canada?
  • Celebrity personal assistant – because it would be karmic retribution for treating her own assistants like crap.
  • Drug dealer – cut out the middleman!
  • Dancing with the Stars contestant – seriously, I can’t believe she hasn’t done this one already. Think how awesome it would be if Maks was her partner.
  • DJ – if you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with.
  • Girl Next Door – now that the Shannon twins have moved out of the Playboy Mansion, Hef is in the market for some more girlfriends. Lindsay could get her own room!
  • John Mayer’s New Girlfriend – doesn’t pay, but the publicity can’t be beat.
  • Body double in Twilight – simply having her name attached to that film couldn’t be a bad idea at this point in her career.