A woman just tried to trade salad for cocaine. Specifically an “Olive Garden salad in a to-go box.” Did this work? No. It was an Olive Garden salad in a to-go box. She tried to negotiate, said she could maybe get the drug dealer some “Olive Garden Gift Cards.” Which was a movie in the right direction! Except I’m pretty sure that doesn’t work. So, public service announcement: here are some things you can trade effectively (maybe?) for cocaine.[ITPGallery]