Well, first off, I guess we can learn that this pimp is way better at writing down specific career goals that we are (I bet he read The Secret!)

But beyond that, I think we should all take our game from concrete streets to executive streets. Next year? The rodent problem at TheGloss office? Going to be over, because we’ll be working out of a suite at the Plaza. I don’t know if that will actually happen, but look, I’m writing it down!

On a happier note, I do think that I can absolutely treat my bitches more better – remember we’re looking for interns – and we will be looking for them from all over (jail houses). If you like to booze, and you don’t mind us maybe turning you into a “featured dancer” or, I think that says “IT Student”, then TheGloss is the place for you. – Buzzfeed