Kardashian Thanksgiving

There is perhaps no greater time to engage in the celebrity humblebrag than on Thanksgiving, when one embraces humility, gives thanks, and reminds the world of the unbelievable, unattainable lives that they lead.

While you were doing something boring and small like spending time with your loved ones and eating a non-gourmet dinner that you and your family slaved over and served to yourselves without the assistance of a personal valet or wait staff, celebrities around the world were busy taking champagne baths and cleaning the soles of their shoes with pink Himalayan salt or something. Luckily, they were happy to take to social media to share their experiences with us all, under the guise of Thanksgiving humility.

1. Justin Bieber may be enjoying Australia but I’m in New Jersey and that’s great, too.

2. Nice view, Jerry.

3. Kim Kardashian‘s Thanksgivings in Vail sound nice (I feel bad snarking on this nice message about her late father, but whatever).

Thanksgiving was the holiday that I always spent with my dad skiing every year in Vail, Colorado since I was 2 years old to 22. This time of year always brings back such amazing memories. I am thankful I had them. I am so thankful for my family being close and always so supportive. I am extra thankful this year for my baby girl and am so happy I get to spend this Thanksgiving as a family with my daughter and fiance.

I wish you all a good healthy happy thanksgiving from our family to yours…..

Dont eat too much ;-)

Via her website.

4. Have fun in London, Olivia Munn. Also, it’s so astute of her to remark that England is such a paragon of anti-imperialism.

5. Wait but seriously why is any channel at all putting Pete Wentz on TV?

6. Oh, do you have almost 300,000 twitter followers? Lah-dee-dah.

7. Dinner with exes is weird.

8. Lucy Hale tweeted a photo collage of people adoring her.

9. They made all of that for you, Gaga!

10. Yeah, Kris Jenner is pretty #blessed.