Hello! Who’s hungover? Hopefully not you, and instead you’re waking up feeling wonderful and refreshed for a new year.
New Year’s Eve is a breeding ground for celebrity self-documentation, and while some tended towards the insanely luxurious, most of the celebrity Instagrams that I came across this year were on the weird side. Oh well, it’s their lives and we’re just looking at them.
1. Miley Cyrus
2. Kim Kardashian
Why is her child’s dismembered hand clutching what appears to be a prop from Pretty Pretty Princess?
3. Taylor Swift with Sarah Hyland
4. Selena Gomez
Okay, I want to go on record saying I adore this onesie bonanza.
5. Justin Bieber
6. Zayn Malik
My understanding of this is that it’s “That dude from One Direction and someone.” Is that accurate?
7. Paris Hilton
Wait, I thought that as a culture we had moved past allowing Paris Hilton to perform musically? Oh gosh. Let’s do better in 2014.
8. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon
Sure, this family photo is adorable…
but Nick Cannon checking out Mariah’s boobs is the real story here.
9. Kelly Osbourne
Blarg this is really cute.
10. Snoop Dogg
Or Lion? I don’t know. I just want all that candy.
11. Zooey Deschanel
What is this I need ten.
She had a damn good year.
13. Jessy Tyler Ferguson
14. Sarah Jessica Parker
I’m not a thousand percent sure what I’m looking at here. Metallic grapes?
Damn Drake can really wear the hell out of formalwear.
16. Mindy Kaling
Look at all the handsome, funny men Mindy gets to hang out with.
17. Ian Somerhalder
18. Andy Cohen and SJP
I’m really into those glasses.
19. Ryan Seacrest
Oh my goodness this is so dorky. I suddenly find him less repulsive.
20. Nicki Minaj