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Can you believe that the saddest movie of all time, Edward Scissorhands, is officially 25 years old? It’s been 25 years since audiences first squirmed uncomfortably in their seats, wondering why they were feeling sexually attracted to a man with insane hair and scissors for hands. It’s been 25 years since Johnny Depp and Tim Burton started a beautiful creative partnership. It’s been 25 years since the romance that launched 1,000 Tumblr reblogs first blossomed.

To celebrate the occasion, here are 13 gifts that would be perfect for the Scissorhands-obsessed person in your life. (Or for you. Whatever.)

Encore Design Studios 13 x 19 poster, $24.95
If you’re a fan of Penguin Books’ classic novel covers, you’ll love Encore Design Studios. The company creates movie posters in the style of Penguin Books covers, and the results are beautiful.

Gustav’s Dachshund Shop scissor earrings, $22

These gold stud earrings would be perfect for the Edward fan who likes to keep a low profile.

Parlor Tattoo Prints 11 x 14 Edward Scissorhands print, $36

This print captures what is probably the most iconic scene in the movie.

Edward Scissorhands 25th Anniversary DVD and Ultraviolet, $14.98

Of course you’ll need a DVD commemorating the 25th anniversary to add to your collection.

KustomKeepsakes Edward Scissorhands Christmas ornament, $14.95

OK, how cute is Christmas tree ornament?

World of Vinyl Edward decal, $5

There aren’t many decals that I think would be worthy of sticking on a laptop, but this one of Edward makes the cut.

Emily E Jewelry scissors bangle, $12

This bangle is another pretty piece of jewelry for the subtle Edward Scissorhands fan.

The Creeptorium candle, $11

And for the not-so-subtle fan, I present this cool (but totally creepy) Edward and Kim candle.

Bubblegum Prints Edward Scissorhands 12 x 18 poster, $20
I know we already have a poster on this list, but I couldn’t leave this one off. That heart is just too perfect.

Killer Cute Couture iron-on patch, $7.53

If you have a jean jacket, you’re probably going to need this Edward iron-on patch.

The Foxy Hipster Edward Scissorhands earrings, $9
The Foxy Hipster, can you do no wrong? These earrings are amazing.

Lauraaan182 watercolor mug, $17

Speaking of amazing, how much do you love this watercolor image of Edward and Kim?

Bliss Kitten crop top, $30

And finally, I present this crop top, which looks like it came straight out of the ’90s and therefore deserves a spot in your wardrobe.