No matter how tightly we curl up in the fetal position and rock gently, yearning for the innocence of childhood, Kim Kardashian’s singing career is happening. Here’s the teaser for her forthcoming music video “Jam” / one minute of your life you’ll never get back:

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If you just completely hate yourself, you can hear the whole song here. But you could just listen to cats have sex instead.

Excuse me a moment of reckless sincerity, but I’m actually nostalgic for this:

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