Pamela Anderson’s boob making an appearance on the runway wasn’t the only atrocity at Vivienne Westwood‘s show at Paris Fashion Week. My favorite spoiled reality TV show brat, Peaches Geldorf and Georgia May Jagger were sitting in the front row wearing outfits that one would expect a child to pull together. Oh, wait.
How did we get to the point where an 80’s resurgence meant that these kind of multicolored neon tights were acceptable? Who told you to part your hair so far to the left Georgia May Jagger? Was it Peaches? She told you this was a good look for you…didn’t she? Damn you Peaches and your hideous green one shouldered sweater. Find a dress that isn’t transparent, shut your mouth and stop looking like you just rolled out of bed after a long night working the streets.
And sit up straight.
I said…sit up straight.