Beyonce-birther conspiracy theorists, ready your engines — the singer/actress/spokeswoman/dancer/champion for girls was recently spotted out and about, and it looks like she took off that baby weight aaawwwwfullly fast.


This comes on the very distant heels of Mrs. Z’s “baby bump” collapsing on Australian television, prompting mass speculation that she wasn’t really pregnant at all, just sporting progressively larger lady humps, and that some woman, somewhere, was actually carrying the future queen of everything hip-hop, and probably getting paid enough to do so that she would never have to work again.

So, what do you think? Does this sway your opinion at all as to whether Beyonce was really pregnant?

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